Hillary Is Coming…to the Oval Office!

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The Hillarious HRC!

hillarioushrcsmallToday (Aug. 11) is “Presidential Joke Day,” and while Hillz isn’t President yet, she does have a very robust and self-deprecating sense of humor. Below are a few of her more memorable lines:

  • “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
  • “You know, there are some people who miss important developmental stages.”
    (When a heckler with a megaphone tried to disrupt her)
  •  “In my White House, we will know who wears the pantsuits.”
    (On the role Bill would play in her administration)
  • “My goodness, I didn’t know that solid waste management was so controversial. Thank goodness she didn’t play softball like I did.”
    (After she dodged a shoe some weirdo threw at her during a speech to the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries Convention)
  • “In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.”
  • “My relationship with the press has been at times — shall we say — complicated.”
  • “It’s so much more fun to watch FOX when it’s someone else being blitzed and sacked!
    (Tweet during Super Bowl)
  • “Well that hurts my feelings, but I’ll try to go on.”
    (When told by a journalist she wasn’t likable enough)
  • “I’ve told him that when we are back in the White House, he’ll have to behave.”
    (On Bill as “First Gentleman”)
  • “We face a lot of evil men. People like Osama bin Laden come to mind. And what in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?” (smiles)